Dear Kristen Stewart, You Should Have Washed Your Car

A fan leaves Kristen Stewart an obnoxious note on her car. (AKM-GSI)This is what happens when you don't wash your car!
Kristen Stewart got an unsightly (and let's be honest, hilarious) reminder of her recent breakup with longtime boyfriend Robert Pattinson on Monday when an overzealous Robsten fan wrote I (heart) Rob on the hood of her dust-covered blue Toyota truck while it was parked in Los Angeles.
Like most people the Twilight star probably didn't need someone to point out that her relationship of more than three years was dunzo.The pair, who split in late May, isn't showing any signs of reconciling, which has many Robsten fans (like the car culprit or clever paparazzo) up in arms.
To make matters worse it appears that the 23-year-old actress also snagged a parking ticket.
Thankfully in the coming months K.Stew won't have time to be bothered with problems like dirty cars and parking tickets as she'll be filming her next flick Camp X-Ray.Stewart reported for duty on the film's Los Angeles set on Monday. In it she plays a soldier who befriends an inmate at the prison camp Guantanamo Bay in Cuba.
We bet she is wishing that the flick were actually filming in Cuba right about now which would be far enough away to let the rest of her R.Pattz memories collect dust (much like her car).

George Clooney and Stacy Keibler Break Up, Kate Middleton and Prince William's Baby Gets Official Title: Top 5 Stories

George Clooney and Stacy Keibler break up Kate Middleton and Prince William's baby gets an official title, and Ryan Reynolds talks about having a big family with Blake Lively: See Us Weekly's top 5 stories from Monday July 8 in the roundup!
1.George Clooney Stacy Keibler Break Up
George Clooney is a bachelor yet again. The Gravity star has split with model and TV host Stacy Keibler after nearly two years of dating several sources confirm to Us Weekly. The pair were first linked in July 2011 less than a month after the actor split with love of two years Italian model/actress Elisabetta Canalis. Clooney and Keibler, who had been friends
for years, made their debut as a couple at the Toronto Film Festival in September 2011
2. Kate Middleton, Prince William's Baby Gets Official Royal Title
No name? No problem! Kate Middleton and Prince William's impending little bundle of joy may not have a chosen moniker yet but he or she does have a pretty impressive title.
3. Ryan Reynolds on Blake Lively, Babies: We'd Love to Have a Big Family Ryan Reynolds doesn't often discuss Blake Lively, whom he secretly married in September 2012. But in the August 2013 issue of Details the R.I.P.D. actor explains why he rarely talks about their marriage and opens up about their shared desire to have a big family one day.
4. Jennifer Aniston Justin Theroux Resurface Amid Split Rumors: Pic
JenniferAniston and fiance Justin Theroux are going into therapy - retail therapy. Nearly a year since their engagement and several months since they postponed their wedding plans, the couple were photographed together in Beverly Hills on Sunday July 7. Last seen together attending Lake Bell's wedding last month, the talked-about couple went shopping at Maxfield with the We're the Millers actress 43 clutching a garment bag and shopping bag from the boutique.
5.Kris Jenner: North West Might Make Debut on My Talk Show
Kris Jenner you tease! Talking up her new talk show Kris on the Today Show Monday, July 8, the Kardashian family matriarch was perfectly coy about the chances that her third grandchild North West may make her debut when the show premieres July 15.
This article originally appeared on Usmagazine.com: George Clooney and Stacy Keibler Break Up Kate Middleton and Prince William's Baby Gets Official Title:Top 5 Stories

George Clooney and Stacy Keibler Call It Quits

George Clooney and girlfriend of two years Stacy Keibler are over sources confirm to omg!.It happened recently but things didn't end on bad terms an insider tells omg!.Work and busy schedules kept them apart.

People magazine which first reported the news, claimed the couple separated over Keibler's desire to have children.Stacy called it quits a source close to the couple told the magazine.She wants to have children and a family someday. She knows where George stands on that.However, sources tell omg! that is inaccurate.
That's not what happened second insider tells omg!.Kids a family, George's stance? That had nothing to do with it.In fact Keibler 33 has even said numerous times before that she lives in the moment rather than thinking ahead about marriage and kids.

    That is not on my radar at all," Keibler told E! Online last fall.I'm definitely the girl who doesn't talk about that kind of stuff. I'm not really interested in thinking about marriage or kids at all ... I'm more of a guy that way.When reached for comment, a rep for the 52-year-old actor replied, "George has never commented on his personal life and neither will I.Omg! has reached out to a rep

                                                                                                        Clooney and Keibler at the 2013 Academy Award(Getty Images)

for Keibler as well but has not yet received a response.Keibler and Clooney Do Tequila Shots at The Golden Globes With omg! Insider]
Speculation about a breakup reached a crescendo during 4th of July weekend when Clooney was photographed without Keibler at his vacation home in Lake Como Italy. Meanwhile she posted a couple of photos from Malibu on her Instagram over the holiday, including one of herself with another guy (although it's unclear who he is).

                                           Clooney at Lake Como on the 4th of July (Splash News)

                                             Keibler's 4th of July post from Malibu (Instagram)

The last time the couple actually was seen together was on March 21 in Berlin, when Keibler was photographed visiting Clooney on the set of his upcoming film The Monuments Men.

 Clooney and Keibler in Berlin, March 2013 (Splash News)

The most telltale sign of trouble in recent months took place over Memorial Day weekend, when Clooney was photographed leaving a London club at 3 a.m. around the same time a former flame of his named Monika Jakisic was also exiting.
Clooney's rep issued a statement from the actor at the time saying The story is made up.I wasn't holding anybody's hand. Stop trying to sell magazines by creating scandal that isn't there.The strong denial spoke volumes but interestingly contained no mention of Keibler.
That same weekend Keibler was just a hop, skip, and a jump away also in Europe. The former professional wrestler had a zip slip wardrobe malfunction in Monte Carloat the Formula One F1 Grand Prix event.
Keibler's been busy recently promoting her new game show Supermarket Superstar which premieres July 22 on Lifetime while Clooney has been continuing to shoot The Monuments Men in Europe which he wrote and is directing and starring in.
Below is a brief timeline of Keibler and Clooney's tumultuous 2013.
January 9: Clooney releases his sexy new ad for his Casamigos tequila with friend Rande Gerber. The ad also stars Keibler, along with Gerber's wife, Cindy Crawford.
January 13: Clooney and Keibler appear on the Golden Globes red carpet together doing shots of his tequila with omg! Insider.
February 24: Clooney and Keibler appear happy walking the Oscars red carpet together.
March 6: Us Weekly reports the end is near for Clooney and Keibler.
March 14: Split rumors head into overdrive. However Keibler tweets a photo of herself jetting off to Berlin to visit her beau.
March 15: Date night! Keibler and Clooney are photographed leaving Berlin Royal Grill where Matt Damon had joined them.
March 21: Keibler is spotted visiting Clooney on set in Berlin.
April: Clooney is seen around Berlin, while Keibler is spotted in Los Angeles.
May 1: Clooney is still in Berlin filming.
May 3: Keibler in seen in Barcelona.
May 6: Keibler stuns on the red carpet in a Rachel Roy dress at the Met Gala, but she's missing one key accessory  Clooney.
May 12: Clooney and Damon hang at his home in Lake Como Italy.
May 23: Keibler continues to party it up at the Cannes Film Festival and attends amfAR gala sans Clooney.
May 23: Clooney enjoys some downtime in London, and is spotted dining at Nobu with friends.
May 25: Clooney is spotted out at a member's only club  Loulou's  in the Mayfair neighborhood of London until 3 a.m. Life & Style reports that Clooney held hands with ex-girlfriend, Croatian model Monika Jakisic. Clooney later strongly denies this, an odd move for the actor to make if things with Keibler were really fizzling:The story is made up.I wasn't holding anybody's hand.Stop trying to sell magazines by creating scandal that isn’t there.
May 26: Keibler has a wardrobe malfunction in Monaco.
Weekend of June 8-9: Keibler hits the GoPro Mountain Games in Colorado sharing a photo of herself being photo bombed by a belly-flopping dog while Clooney is in the U.K. filming The Monuments Men co-starring Matt Damon Jean Dujardin and Bill Murray.
 with additional reporting by Taryn Ryder

 Hollywood's most eligible bachelor is back on the market. After two years together, omg! can confirm that George Clooney and Stacy Keibler have broken up. News broke in early July that the 52-year-old Oscar winner and former WWE wrestler quietly split due to work and busy schedules.

Why Do Actors Post Shirtless Pics?

To Prove Miracles Can Happen.
We know him as pudgy airhead Andy Dwyer on NBC's Parks and Recreation  but Chris Pratt posted evidence over the weekend that he can change.Big time.Six months no beer the 34-year-old actor wrote of
his pumped up physique.Kinda douchey to post this but my brother made me.Right Chris.We'll believe that. Pratt is in the shape of his life for the upcoming Marvel film "Guardians of the Galaxy.He also hit the gym for last year's Zero Dark Thirty.

 To Audition.
Zach Braff tweeted this pic with an open question to Channing Tatum asking to be considered for the sequel to Magic Mike.But was Braff serious?After all the normally scrawny 38-year-old actor-directorcrowdfunder does look like he's been hitting the gym.Show off!

To Show Patriotism.
Speaking of Tatum, he's never shy to take his shirt off. This time he posted a shirtless shot from his 2008 Iraq war film Stop Loss in honor of Independence Day (the day, not the movie!). Notice his patriotic tattoo!

To State the Obvious.
The Rock. Getting pumped.As if we needed evidence!? However, it does appear he has achieved the seeming impossible for his upcoming film Hercules: The Thracian Wars by getting EVEN bigger.

To Prove Total Submersion.
Tom Hanks recently toured the mighty USS Montpelier and has the shirtless pic to prove it... with hat!
Sometimes they're simply bored; sometimes they're making a joke; and other times they're proudly displaying the (pectoral) fruits of some hard labor at the gym. See why actors are into posting shirtless pics on social media.

To Show the Apple Doesn't Fall Far.
He's buff. He's acting.He's following his father Arnold Schwarzenegger's footsteps! Patrick Schwarzenegger 19 posted this morning pump pic just a month ago.He also appears in the upcoming comedy Grown Ups 2.

 To Dole Out Trainer Cred.
It's always good for a Hollywood It guy to hit the gym. In this case Shia LaBeouf lifted his shirt in honor of his trainer Peter Quillin (also pictured).

Kate Stoltzfus - Breaking Amish's Kate Stoltzfus In Maxim Magazine

Kate Stoltzfus has stripped down for the new issue of Maxim.
The 'Breaking Amish' star has traded her demure bonnet for a blue bustier and black shorts in the pages of
the men's magazine a radical departure from her prim and proper Amish lifestyle in Pennsylvania.
The reality TV series which debuted on TLC last September  follows a group of youngsters trying to break free of their traditional lives and exploring a more modern lifestyle in New York City  before deciding whether they want to return to their Amish faith.
The aspiring model told Maxim: ''There are definitely a lot of Amish women who have great bodies because they work hard. They also eat really healthy, since they grow their own food. That's one
big thing I miss about home, being able to garden and take care of plants.
The 22-year old brunette now has some modelling experience under her belt and is gradually getting accustomed to the idea of flashing her flesh in photoshoots.
Kate explained: ''Before I had even signed a contract with a modelling agency I did a test shoot to see if I could photograph well and the first outfit they put me in was a bathing suit! I have to admit it was a little intimidating but now I enjoy doing it.
However the reality star still maintains some of her religion's more traditional values especially when it comes to boys.
She added: A guy would have to prove himself to me before I'd bake him something special like my peanut butter blossoms. Most of the time I just make them for my roommates and me.
Kate has since been shunned by her family for opting not to return to the Amish way of life which preaches simple living, plain dress and reluctance to adopt most conveniences of modern technology.